Use of: http://www.brookkreder.com
This policy is valid from the 17th of January, 2013.
The reading of all information on BrookKreder.com is of your own free will. If you do not accept these Terms and Conditions, you should save us both some heartache and stop reading immediately. If you do, however, want access to hilarious, raw, honest, mind-blowing sole or sole related articles, posts, videos, podcasts and/or stories, don’t click on the small x in the upper right hand corner just yet.
I reserve the right to change any of these Terms and Conditions at any given time. As I am unapologetically bat sh*t, (and a somewhat restless person), please check back here often.
Even though I work very hard to provide you with up-to-date information, (through research, my own personal experiences and drinking oodles of vodka), I make no representations or warranties of any kind, (expressed or implied), about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability of any information, products, services, solutions or related graphics contained on BrookKreder.com for any purpose.
Especially when it comes to products and pricing, I advise you to do your homework. You don’t want to drive across town to pick up a coveted can of hooha cream, (or a new pair of shoes for that matter), only to learn the manufacturer or retailer has doubled the price, do you?
I aim to provide you with accurate information at the time of publishing, but obviously, some information will understandably be less accurate as time passes. (Hey, I’m just glad this blog has been around long enough for info to get outdated.) Should you find any inaccurate information, please do not hesitate to contact me. I will drop everything, scoot over to my computer and correct this “oh crap” mistake right away… or as soon as I finish my cocktail. I do have my priorities you see.
Unless otherwise noted, I (Brook Kreder from BrookKreder.com) am the legal copyright holder of all (written, multimedia and graphic) material on this website and it may not be used, reprinted, (partially) modified or published without my written consent. A link to BrookKreder.com must appear in all copies of any artwork or content, including articles, press releases and anything else I’m forgetting to mention as I write this.
Guest bloggers and other contributors to BrookKreder.com are responsible for their own submitted material on my website and are asked to ensure that their work complies with national and foreign gravitational laws. The opinions expressed by any Third Parties are their own and do not represent the position or belief of BrookKreder.com. I also am not responsible – but do feel badly about –any narrow minded, impolite or offensive comments by others left on my blog or social media profiles. (Or anywhere else in the Universe for that matter.)
All the information provided on BrookKreder.com is for general information and entertainment purposes only and is the expressed opinion of myself, Brook Kreder, (‘Overlord of The Sole Revolution’), and not the opinion of my mother, father, step-mother, step-father, brother, sister-in-law or any other relative by blood or by marriage. This blog and ALL of the content contained herein is not recommended for anyone with a low tolerance for bull sh*t or who has an excessive fear of falling. It is definitely not recommended for people over 125.
I am not providing any medical, legal, professional… gynecological, astrological, criminological, or dermatological advice. You are taking/using all of the provided information at your own risk. Please contact your local emergency service, bar association, Facebook, Twitter, Linked In, Yelp, Four Square, Bing, Google or your BFF to find or obtain a referral to a competent professional.
Under no circumstances will I be liable for any loss or damage, (including without limitation indirect or consequential loss or damage), or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of or in connection with the use of this website.
I cannot be held responsible for any offense taken due to translation, interpretation, misinterpretation or mistakes in grammar or punctuation of this site’s content.
Although I try to keep BrookKreder.com open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, access to the site may be temporarily or permanently suspended, and without notice at my own discretion, due to possible updates or technical issues beyond my control, such as my Midas, (my dog), eating my keyboard. I will not be liable if for any reason the website is unavailable at any time or for any period of time. I will try to get the website back online as soon as possible… or as soon as soon as Midas decides to turns over the goods.
I hate spam. (I’m sure you do, too.) So I will never send you spam or sell your name or email address. I will lay down my life to keep your information safe. Any personal and/or contact information provided to me via BrookKreder.com will be kept between you and me. (Pinky swear.)
I am not responsible for the privacy practices of any of my advertisers or blog commenters.
I also reserve the rights to edit or delete any comments submitted to BrookKreder.com without notice due to: comments deemed to be spam or questionable spam, comments including profanity, comments containing language or concepts that could be deemed offensive, comments that attack a group or person individually, or comments from my Mom telling me to watch today’s episode of Dr. Oz. I do, however, accept virtual high fives and ‘atta girls.
Advertisers and Sponsors
I am not responsible for the actions of my advertisers or sponsors. If you purchase a product or service from a link on my website, you must take action with that company to resolve any issues, not BrookKreder.com.
Any product, claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer, vendor, retailer, provider or party in question. Just because a product or service works for me does not mean it will work for you.
To help the website expand, to cover costs of running the site and for me to be able to keep my wine cellar stocked, (WOOT!), some advertising, sponsored posts and affiliate links may run on my website. Affiliate links may earn me a small (think teeny-tiny) commission on any purchases you make. I will do my absolute best to only provide you with information about products or programs I truly believe in and support. I will never take your trust for granted. All reviews on my website will be presented honestly and I will disclose whether I will be receiving any commissions or free products.
Notes to Brook
Any letters, e-mails, blog comments, responses on Social Media platforms such as Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram and Twitter, or questions written directly to me may be used to share with my audience unless specifically requested otherwise. (Part of) these letters or emails, questions or any other feedback may be used in newsletters, blog posts, podcasts, columns or up-and-coming books. Big compliments will be kept and painted on the side of my house at a future date.
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